Pitchy: Changing up the page a bit. Link to Samsung Instinct gallery added.
Jacob: Ahh. Saved my day. Thank you!
odyss3y: evil robots defeated, station is back by popular demand with new and improved services.
Yay: It’s back! big thankyou
pepsix: where did the station go?
chewbie: I miss the station a lot, man! Come on! make an effort
wru_station: bring it back
Jacob: So what’s happening? Station’s been down for a long time now...
Neat0: Nice website!
art: make me into wallpaper
alex: Lunascape’s latest album is out :-)
Pitchy: New songs added
Pitchy: I see that now I gotta fix the forums and my SprintPCS uploader
odyss3y: <---------- I fixed it
Pitchy: Will look at the errors. Hosting provider made changes recently that may be the cause of that.
regecks: cant sign up on forums, errors. fantastic station. where can i find this "Luminous" artist you have, cant find where to buy album anywhere (or even an artist website)
pitchy: posting from my phone
Pitchy: hosting / server issues, will restore MB DB later
Neko: need new tunes
Jacob: Hmm from which song is that "da-dum da-dum" sound from, which is played in the background in ’Gus Gus - Cold Breath 79’? I don’t mean that basic beat but that one playing every now and then there. Or is it the other way around that it
Pitchy: THE FORUMS ARE BACK!
Pitchy: took the forums offline for awhile due to the spam... might be back soon
Jacob: Higher rate stream would be awesome. Hmm... Has the forum ever been running on this site or is it the evil little robots hideout?
odyss3y: we were running a higher rate stream before but it wasnt getting much usage. keep in mind we’re using AAC+ not MP3. if there really is demand for a higher rate stream we can certainly do that.
Tom: Great station, would be even better with a 192kb feed as an option. Keep up the good work !!
alex: Thanks for the update. But how do you manage to find such a number of unknown artists? I think they should pay you.
Zuri: Great station! Helps me get through my work day.
Pitchy: Alex - playlist is updated. Man I was slacking eh?
Pitchy: Hey guys, thanks so much for all the love over the station glad you guys like!
alex: Hi Pitchy. Could you update your playlist when you find the time to do so? I think I’m in love with your station, by the way.
Jacob: I have to say that your station is one of the greatest in the field of triphop!
Ish: O.M.G. Your radio is sick. I love it!
DtEWSacrificial: Number one on my radio!
nykill: good radio!
chewbie: don’t let the evil robots take over anymore, man!
Pitchy: Shanter, I don’t have any Miwon and cannot find that song. Would add it if I had it.
CriscoeKid: wowsers you play some good stuff
Godyssey: Thats a good idea!
Godyssey: Thats a good idea!
circus: I haven’t been here in forever
great shanters ghost: MIWON - PALE GLITTER FTW Y’ALL
Pitchy: /me thinking you need a G to start off your name ego man
odyssey: i am the light, i am the dark. the odyssey giveth, and the odyssey taketh. i sin, and plan to repent.
Pitchy: And we’re back!!! Couldn’t happen without Odyssey
odyssey: robots defeated.
chewbie: oh noes!!
Pitchy: I smell bacon
kody: anyone want to talk
sdfmhvk: GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!
Pitchy: about damn time... where the hell you been fool?
Chris: when the robots are not defeated, the terrorists win.
Pitchy: Robots have been defeated once again
newone: ROBOTS!
Anthony: butt licker.
Anthony: hey kody. Its friday today!. Yay! im going to ride my bike this weekend if it doesnt rain tomorow.
kody: SWEET
Anthony!: DUDE! me too!
kody: i have a penis
Anthony: haha
Anthony: your gay! jk
kody: i was just kidding
Anthony: ummmm tell me!
kody: i dont know
Anthony: who wants me?
kody: dude i know
Anthony: DUDE!
kody: Anthony
hahahaha: hey dawg anybody got aim? hit up Anthonygamboa44!
yourhay: haha!
imballininaumsville: who wants me?
imballininaumsvile: yeah im bored.
imballininaumsville: kody! how you doing buddy? Im just writring you to prove it works! haha!
im ballininaumsville: Ashley Gruzca has a nice ass
kody: hey buddy
im balininaumsville: how are yoiu?
im balininaumsville: KODY!
im ballininaumsville: Hey guys!
Pitchy: Fixed...
chewbie: fix it please!
i killed carebares: LMAO!!!!
Pitchy: must turn off automatic updates on the server to avoid reboots.
kawtar: slt
Poo: poopy
woo: this station is beautiful. do i hear 128k? please? can i buy you some beverages?
Pitchy: Much thanks to Odyssey for getting the relay server back online
Jingo: where did station go?
RitterKeks: just wanted to thank you for providing me music damn i want a flatrate
Timmy: buffering sucks ass monkeys
Rascoe: Sup ace- I have no idea what this is but I thought I’d type in it. My equivalent of an Internet Sharpie.
xTc: you need some new songs or maybe i listen too damn much
Liza: I’m having problems connecting
Pitchy: Moved stream from my gaming PC to another one, since EA/Dice have shitty programmers that cause blue screens and CTDs in their games.
Pitchy: Stream temporarily down which gives me a chance to change some things... SORRY
Pitchy: not much... how’s things in Kansas?
heather: hey whats up?
chewbie: finally!
Daxamite: Pitchy, I have completely underestimated your music! I’ve been listening all day... It’s really good! I am gonna keep listening and start building a list of "to get" songs.
Pitchy: you kind sir, are the man... see you in the year 2142
ody: robots have been defeated.
Pitchy: looks like the relay server is offline... sorry!
chewbie: aaah come ONN!! i want to listen to this on winamp! defeat the robots soon please!
chewbie: aaah come ONN!! i want to listen to this on winamp! defeat the robots soon please!
Pitchy: Nothing much... and you?
heather: hey whats up?
Pitchy: Thanks chewbie, glad ya like it
chewbie: great station ... i’m a fairly new listener but i know i’m keeping this one in my playlist
Pitchy: Much thanks Xeon, glad you like the station and thanks again for the add on your site.
Xe0n: Hey, it’s so good. Oh. I’have refered Pitchforkjesus radio on my website, Mewra.net : a french electronic streams directory. And because I like particulary Trip-hop and your sound, I write some special words on your station on the home page
Pitchy: OK, I still have a lot of work to do on the site, but I am getting there. Keep listening
Pitchy: Looks like I forgot to make an edit or two sorry!
Xe0n: What’s happen ?Where is the sound? Let’s play !
ody ssey: Listener Peak: 29
Kurt: dude
ody ssey: hit me up y0
Pitchy: I got the Feist CD but not the Postal Service remix. Gimmie and I will put it up
princessridiculous: Wait, can we re-vote on that Shaggy song?? That’s one of the worst songs ever, imo! And did you get the feist - "mushaboom/postal service remix" up yet?
koz: Finally, Shaggy’s Mr. Boombastic will be in the playlist.. Thanks, Kara!
Pitchy: oh yeah, and Kara hooked me up with a few good suggestions that will filter down into the playlist this weekend too. /me thanks Kara!
Pitchy: Ask and ye shall receive... merkin dream will be added today.
Cherrish: how about some merkin dream?
Pitchy: Sorry Jasmin, weird goof on my part, but was fixed that same day. If it happens again let me know
Jasmin: your songs aren’t in random anymore its weird
Pitchy: everything seems to be back to normal. Chickie never requested her song/s
Pitchy: YAY! my computer is back to normal, ShoutCast is back up
Pitchy: It’s a classic CD, a staple of my alternative childhood used to seduce the hippy goth girls
koz: you already OWN the CD... Mazzy Star - Fade Into you - please kind sir!
Pitchy: damn it Koz, let the sleeping dog die already Fine, what Mazzy Star song?
koz: I would like to request the first song.. Mazzy Star paleese!
odyssey: further proof that AOL/Time Warner is the devil. or.. i mean... ya they’re just bad. *clicks sin button*
Pitchy: the yp server is still having issues. shoutcast forums are filled with complaints about it.
odyssey: bloody monkey hell indeed.
Pitchy: sure, head to the message board to post songs you would like to hear.
Chickie: can you do requests?
Pitchy: check your email Sinner
Slnner: Hey i tried adding you to msn but no contact yet...is there anyway to put it on the downloads page?
PT_LAmb: Congrats for the Cryptex Pitchy
Slnner: Or add me as matt_4u_69@hotmail.com
Slnner: Slnner on msn or xfire..
Pitchy: Sure, if I knew who you are and how to get it to you
Slnner: hey can you get me that bassboosa song?
Pitchy: I will certainly try. Glad ya like it!
Baby7: u have the best music. keep ur station up kthnx
Pitchy: playlist updated as well as the iRadio link to show what songs just played.
Daxamite: Hey Pitchy, Cheapest Shoutcast hosting here: (That’s what I use) Also, I am gonna email you a suggestion.
Pitchy: Sorry... don’t have the bandwidth to do more than 5 listeners. I will check on prices for ShoutCast hosting.
may: i sure hope someone moves away soon
may: server full
Circus: liar
Tony Hawk: I’ll do it... almost Free!.. just buy me this NASH skateboard!
Pitchy: I should pay someone to update this bitch!
Pitchy: coolies... I will have to check that out
val: deepelm sent me this ’secret link’ for a .01 CD
Mr. Skeptic: I don’t believe in invisible pink unicorns
freind: of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Pitchy: downloads are now back as well, just slightly limited.
Pitchy: comments are now back for those 3 or 4 of you who actually care
Pitchy: yo yo yo Devil, where the hell ya been. No pun intended
Devil: HO HO HOMO’S Sup Pitchy its been a while
Pitchy: blame it on party-poker. they keep trying to spam the comments. working on it now
circus: pitchy is a copy cat... it’s all true
Circus: what’s up with the comments being shut off?
Pitchy: I also want a Carmen clone for xmas. Start working on that!
Carmen: You and me both!
Pitchy: all I want for xmas is to stop being a web slacker
Carmen: LMAO @ your latest blog! I sooo agree.
Pitchy: I will probably re-invent the site later. As you can tell, I’m bored with it
val: here’s a better one.... (does anyone come here anymore0
justme: hahahahah, pretty cool eh?
Pitchy: could it be this???
Pitchy: what was that?
justme: check out the ghost in front of the car..lean in close
noone: ok. was that a good thing?
Chris: thanks for that song, i needed something to put me to sleep.
nobody: for your listening pleasure
Pitchy: updated for you Kozzie pooh, you impatient douche!
koz: My site hasnt been updated since March 1998, Rob’s since been divorced... but pitchy’s site is almost a month overdue... pitchy you dead mon?
Pitchy: awesome val now you will get to do all sorts of cool fun stuff
noonespecial: I finally got paid hosting
Pitchy: it should be painfully obvious by now that I rarely read my forums
V-: I posted about Matisyahu on your forum a long time ago dude
Pitchy: o me o mi - aren’t we a clever BOI!
studloverboi05: Pitchy makes me pitch a tent in my pants
Pitchy: I know da troof... your IP doesn’t lie
Carmen: who’s impostering me saying that I am an imposter??
Pitchy: WHAT? You mean you don’t pee orange?
Carmen: LMAO @ my imposter
Pitchy: Devil uploaded this and it’s tons of coolness
Chris: sometimes, when you are dehydrated, your pee turns orange. and it stinks.
Pitchy: my pee is orange everyday. something to do with Centrum Performance vitamins.
Carmen: my pee is orange today
click: hahahaha!!!!!
Devil: Hello Ladies
CD: hi there
Pitchy: the crazy world of star wars fan films
Monkey Boy: dubby dubby mubby moo wubby
Pitchy: but do you have the hot womens???
koz: Mooo’ve to wisconsin, we got STEAK, err I mean Cows!, cute cuddly STEAK.. err Cows!
Koz: Moooo’ve! to Wisconsin! we got Beer!
Pitchy: MOOOOOVE!!!
Jimmy Fallon: oh and by the way.. YOUR WELCOME
J Fallon: Hey its Nick Burns here, "Your Company’s Computer guy"... I resent the joke from Koz... I found it very informational...Kudo’s PitchityPitch Pitcharoo
kozziemoto: If I were a girl.. I would be all sticky n wet after reading about pitchy’s geek speak and work week!
Liz: No, but I can bite.
Pitchy: can you blow me where the pampers is?
koz: Hey Lazer Lips!!, Your Mama was a snowblower!
Carmen: ha ha!
Pitchy: I’m sorry Ms Carmen, I am for real, never meant to make ya daughter cry, I appologize a trillion times
Carmen: LMAO @ "Pitchy’s Sister"
Chris: No toads have ever peed on my ass but yet the warts keep growing
Pitchy`s Sister: Hey!... Someone is impersonating me!... Pitchy’s got HELLA skillz in Bed!
Pitchies Sister: Pitchy’s problem right now is IMPOTENCE. It’s a good thing I don’t own a gun!
Pitchy: Pitchy’s problem right now is WORK. It’s a good thing I don’t own a gun!
Chris: does pitchy even work here anymore?
Necro.: The fact is, i abuse admin.Get over it.
Pitchy: Amy was before Moon Puppy’s Girl aka Moon Kitty. That was Rebbecca
Pitchy: Koz likes to live vicariously through me
koz: Amy Z - "Moon Puppy’s Girl" aka GodRoach?
koz: Pitchy, your all Mission Imposs.."Koz, your mission, if you choose to accept it" reminds me of your ports of call - Aussie!
Circus: pitchy
Pitchy: LOL @ Koz, your mission is to find Amy or the other Jenny!
koz: Re: Jenny - Pitchy, same day you gripe about VOIP, a fonesex girl tags your board - "Oh, Pitchy, Who’s MY Daddy?" Pitch: Have you seen my site? Check it out, mama!! "The louder you click"
Circus: I think she’s a trannie... only trannies have eyebrows like that
Pitchy: donkey show? ahhhh the memories of Tijuana, tequilla and passing out on the trollie at the San Diego border
Chris: of couse not, you could have started your own mexican donkey show with some of the chicks you’ve plowed
Pitchy: I wouldn’t kick her out of bed unless she wanted to do anal on the floor
Chris: jenny looks like she’s been ridden hard and put away wet one too many times. this is not a good thing.
Jenny: That wasn’t very nice :kiss:
Pitchy: wake up you sleepy bitches
Pitchy: it almost gave me a seizure
Chris: i find those type of flash animations pointless. reminds me of that wheeeee! cartoon that was circulating a few years back. GAY!
Pitchy: This will change you... click it!
Pitchy: nice .com at the end of that image link. douche!
Chris: pitchy, click my name for a funny ass pic.
Chris: not only doesnt it load, but it still says tetris at the top of the pop up window. you lazy bastid!
Pitchy: you sir are failure, game loads for me on 4 different PCs
Chris: i couldnt get the game to load up for me
Pitchy: or he impresses easily Check out the Carebears game
Chris: apparently dave doesnt get out that much
Dave: man this is awesome
Pitchy: ok, fixed the banner scroller thingie and got my MSN tooltip working in IE & FF
Pitchy: few more minor things to change and it should all be complete!
Chris: yeah, looks good
Pitchy: Yes, I was in the process of making changes last night. going to have to work on the tagboard today.
Chris: pitchy, i hope you are in the process of uploading hte new files, cuz if not, your site has some serious issuses right now
Pitchy: Catch a glimpse at the new layout... click my name for the insider’s look
-HK-: -HK- Server
Pitchy: that kid just had an article about him on news.com
Chris: i knew i was cool, but i never thought i was so cool, people would want to pretend to be me on pitchys tagboard. and that video is old, almost as old as the crust in pitchy’s underwear
Kelly: Cris, what the hell was that!?
Liz: click here
Chris: Click to see my new hawt dance
Pitchy: bitch I will cut in your sleep... you want competetion, get your ass on Counter-Strike
Kelly: Boo hoo!
Chris: pffft, a one armed, half blind, retarded monkey drunk on mad dog could beat you. oh wait, pitchy hasn’t been there yet, i forgot
Kelly: I am all the competiton you need on teris Chris.
Chris: pitchy, let me know what you think when you watch it. now git your ass over to year in beer and play those games! i need some competition!
Pitchy: No worries, haven’t watched it yet either, but found The Brak Show season 1 at Best Buy so I am happy
Chris: nope, didnt see it till last week pitchy. sorry dude
Pitchy: Didn’t you tell me at one time Chris that Saw was bad ass? I downloaded it cause of you but never burnt it. FUHQTARD
Cary Elwes: yes, almost as gay as spelling gay "ghey"
Chris: saw sucked diseased monkey nuts. what a ghey movie.
X Box: You must order a replacement power cord now. X Box power cord recall in effect!
Pitchy: I lent out my copy of Jackie Brown many moons ago and it never returned... I bought the collectors edition last night
Zeus Carver: You having a nice day, sir? You feeling alright? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says "I hate niggers" has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking
Ordell Robbie: Look, I hate to be the kinda nigga does a nigga a favor, then, BAM!, hits a nigga up for a favor in return. But I’m afraid I gotta be that kinda nigga.
Jules Winnfield: Shit, negro, that’s all you had to say.
Mace Windu: You don’t need to see my goddamn identification, ’cause these ain’t the motherfuckin’ droids you’re looking for.
Pitchy: take me
Circus: I will be staying at the Mirage in april
Pitchy: mirage must be french for hottie
Carmen: I am a mirage.
Pitchy: o me o mi... do thine eyes decieve me
Circus: *rubs eyes* what? Stiffy?????? you’re here?? I think I may cry
Carmen: LOL
Pitchy: well Liz I hope everything came out ok
Liz: nevermind. i took care of it this morning.
Liz: I am permanently constiptaed. fuck.
Circus: ha ha ha ha ha ha very clever
Circus: I farted a stinky fart
Pitchy: awesome, he has nice tits
PitchysNewWoman: click my name for a picture of me
10gb: 10gb of free internet storage. click me for more info
Pitchy: Lanny owes me 2 midgets and a 1971 GMC truck for the agony he has caused, the $5 didn’t even come close. nice joke tho
Chris: duh, you didnt really think it was ole lanny gordon coming back to offer you 5 bucks, did you?
Raza: Two parts gasoline to one part motor oil, add powdered aluminium for higher temperatures if desired.
Pitchy: BTW Chris, you’re a dick for that last tag gotta love the IP logs hehe!
BTfun: you know what I am talking about
Pitchy: for 5 abes I can get a handjob from a toothless crackwhore and still firebomb your mobile home
Lanny Gordon: we still love you pitchy! to make it up to you, we are offering you 5 dollars in free credits! thats right, a cool abe lincoln to make up for our jackassery!
Pitchy: I’m awake, just been doing the birthday thing this weekend i love me some moneys
Liz: WAKE UP BITCHES!
Liz: i know.
pitchy: you are missing out
Liz: i have yet to see that movie.
Pitchy: I’ve been practicing my Napeleon Dynamite dance routine and all you bitches are about to get served
Liz: <dies laughing>
Circus: Pitchy dances like Elaine
passerby: maybe I will
Liz: well, we have a problem here.. i wont stripdance for you. :P
Pitchy: I have over 64,000 songs on my PC, how long do you think it would take to dance to everyone of those?
Liz: I have a strip tease dance to EVERY song.
xnoidentityx:
Pitchy: I know secretly Liz has a strip tease dance retuine to George Michael’s FAITH so she can try and play it off all she wants
Pitchy: That is correct passerby, you would be the one I was referring too
Liz: faith? pah!
the passerby: I think I am the last person with dialup sometimes.
Pitchy: now now Liz, you must have more faith to believe in my existence
Liz: Wow. I uh forgot this place existed. pitchy no longer exists! hmwah.
Pitcy: who do I know that is on dialup in Philly?
a passerby: Happy New Year
Circus: Pitchy is always going down
Pitchy: the Mb will be down until I get it fixed
koz: hehehe I usedta have an email from a redirect Pitch, koz@jesus-is-dead-get-over-it.com
Jesus Our Savior: "Merry Christmas, Pitchy! - you JEW Bastard!" HRC (Senator NY-D)
Pitchy: Wow, it’s Monica you going to tell me about your deam?
Chris: i hate nightmares, too.
Me: Pitchy, I dreamt about you last night
Me:
Pitchy: awesome I’m doing this on my new wireless iPaq
Koz: Good thing you didnt wait till today to buy your Whopper like the rest of us, there would have been a Discount for Whopper Wednesday!! - what a calculus nightmare that would have been!
Pitcy: it’s like my little bastard child... sometimes I feed it, sometimes I don’t
Liz: Yeah! What Carmen said! BITCH!
Carmen: Update this bitch!
Jesus H.: the devil hast messed with my link, but now it is fixeth.
Liz: i eat mac and cheese. am incredibly warm.
Jesus!: I AM GREAT! i have the video to prove it, too.
pitchiesmommie: helloooo pitchieeee!!!!
koz: Wheww... Im glad to hear that the noises coming from behind Pitchy’s closed bedroom door is HL2 related... I was getting a bit concerned over the "Who’s yer Pitchy?!" and all that jazz (John Tesh)
Pitchy: if I didn’t have a damn job and wasn’t hopelessly addicted to HL2 / Counter-Strike, I might have more time to visit my own site
Liz: *dies laughing*
Chris: poor pfj.com... *watches as tumbleweeds roll by*
koz: The Pitchy Patch Craft store is in Fayetteville, Arkansas.. does Pitchy have Ties to Wal*Mart?
koz: Google - Pitchy = Pitchy Patch Puppet... Everyone should make one of these!
koz: That kids diaper had a Pitchy color in it. Must have eaten Beets or something, thats downright Pitchy! Total Pitchiness (maybe SNL might have a skit ) (koz on cell phone)
koz: I typed in Pitchy in the Dictionary... other forms are Pitchiness - noun... I am going to start using that in my everyday language as an homage to the Pitch
Chris: pitchy, finally played hl2. man, that is one sweet game, i am doing the hoverboat mission right now, i love running those guys over
Chris: pitchy is a closet soft jazz fan
koz: wheww... that was close...not Mazzy Star.. I cant believe I just downloaded John Tesh - Interludes by clicking on Pitchy’s name
kozziemoto: Is "Click my name for a cooler song" the internet version of "Pull my Finger".. I refuse to fall for that AGAIN, pitchmeister... Better not be a Mazzy Star song that will download
Pitchy: Click my name for a cooler song
Chris: click my name for a cool song
Carmen: you LIE! no soup for you!
Circus: sorry, I’m not a professional nerd.. I’m a nerd-in-training by Pitchy... I’m a little behind on geeky things on the internet... all apologies
Carmen: ha ha!
Chris: neopets is so 2001
Circus: it’s true... he even has me sucked in
Pitchy: don’t know, neopets maybe
Carmen: What’s up with that?!
Pitchy: I feel as if I have a bad case of web neglect
Liz: hahaha. i was at least 5, thank you.
Carmen: As you should be
Pitchy: I’m embarrassed to admit that I own that CD
Chris: liz musta been about... 2 when that cong came out in the early 90’s
Pitchy: people are still having sex... haven’t heard that song in forever
Circus: *blushes* Pitchy, you said you wouldn’t tell
Liz: Although you can’t see them, or hear their breathing sounds, someone in this world is having sex right now.
Liz: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. ..
Pitchy: Steam is a content management / authentication server
Chris: quit playing and answer me, foo!
Chris: pitchy, what’s the deal with HL2? why is t taking so long to crack it? i heard something about steam... what’s that all about?
Pitchy: Not dead, just got Half-Life 2 so you won’t be seeing me after 5pm for the next 6 months
Liz: did everyone die? i think so.
Liz: LIZ WANTS HASH! oh wait. Hesh. ahah. not.
Pitchy: HESH WANTS SEX
Pitchy: that used to be on Adult Swim a lot "ANIME IS TEH SUCK" and it became a running joke
Carmen: Pitchy "teh" sucks because he says "teh sucks". What a teeny. Ha ha
Pitchy: I’m thinking of doing blue or red again since we have 2 guys with bright orange and the DJs wear pajamas to work
Liz: i’m dying my hair red next wednesdayyyyy
Circus: I say Pitchy too.. just something about ass hair and pink g-strings that make me feel funny down there
missjenn021282: *peeks in*
Pitchy: I say me too, no offense cause you are 110% sexy chica. But I got it going on
Carmen: I say you.
Pitchy: it’s so hard to decide who looks better in them, me or Carmen.
Circus: I have pictures
Carmen: Hot pink, dude. Don’t lie. get those eyes checked.
Pitchy: She’s being silly, they’re RED and we share
Carmen: Actually, it’s the pink g-strings
Chris: i think the shirt that says "i’m pitchy, goddammit" gets all the ladies.
koz: I wonder which shirt gets more girls the true.dat or the ChemLab tee?
Circus: you would
Pitchy: I have a true.dat shirt
Carmen: true dat
Liz: (Mariah Carey is icky.)
Liz: I recommend waxing.
Pitchy: hairy nipples that spew milk?
Circus: hell yeah to that... today sucks... and you know what it sucks too
Pitchy: I think Monday’s should be half-days, I’m ready to go home!
kozziemoto: Pitchy, check out what DOC added to the home page of strangeland.com HELLA funny
koz: Sorry Ladies if you were curious about that last message.. sorry for the reboot.. blame Pitchy not me!
kozziemoto: Im NEVER paying Pitchy for Tech ’Sport ever again!.. last time he told me to hold down ALT-CTRL-DELETE and do that Three times in a row, really fast... Bastard! I hope the CHECK never cleared!~!
Circus: oh I’ll pay you alright
Pitchy: you should pay me for tech support
Circus: pitchy... get on yahoo right away... SOS
Pitchy: glad to know I can do something right
Liz: yaaaay. my life is complete.
circus: DUI... IUD... same difference LMAO
Pitchy: hands liz drink.gif
Liz: hey.. you’re 33. illegally supply me with the drink!
Circus: pokepitchy.gif
Pitchy: *shrug*
Circus: *sigh*
Pitchy: REM is teh suck
Pitchy: The funny thing about the R rated thing was the girl I was with was younger than me and she didn’t get card, she was pissed
Circus: I just got REM tickets for sunday... side balcony row B, bitches... WOO HOO
Circus: Pitchy has gray pubic hair
Coley: You still get carded at R rated movies?? That sucks. You old fart. I’m still under 21. *whistles*
Pitchy: Fuck you guys... 33 damnit! And I still get carded at Rated R movies! puberty is just a little late
GeritolPitchy: I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
kozziemoto: ELECTION DAY! The American Dream - Get out the VOTE!
kozziemoto: Happy Birthday DeadMouse!... ask Pitchy if he can even remember way back to his 30th!
Pitchy: Circus thinks she’s clever. She can’t hide behind fake names!
BridgetJones: sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things.... pitchforkjesus
BridgetJones: Resolution #1: uggg - will obviously loose 20 lbs. #2: always put last night’s panties in the laundry basket. Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workoho
Liz: I loved Bridget Jones! haha I can’t wait for the sequal.
Pitchy: Close, it was a wine cooler, aroma therapy candles and my copy of Bridget Jones Diary
Chris: i think what he meant by medicine was a fifth of jack, a jar of vasoline, and his bridgett the midget dvd collection on repeat.
Circus: medicine = Circus & vicks vapor rub
Pitchy: me feels betta now, I got lotsa medicine
Liz:
SickyPitchy: I have boogers
Liz: eat my peanut
Pitchy: soy un perador
Liz: whhh. ??? I WIN YOU LOSE.
Circus: EEeeek!
Pitchy: I demand you get on Yahoo NOW!
Circus: me me me
Pitchy: I’m ready to go home, anyone else?
Pitchy: me to, but since where I live is home it isn’t as big a deal for me
Liz: awrweceeeeeeeeeeeee. i’m going home this weekend!
Pitchy: where is everyone? you people are supposed to be here to keep me awake
Pitchy: what ever it takes
Liz: <voyeur>
Pitchy: she’s taking a poop
Circus: brb... 10 hours later wait.gif
Pitchy: I see Liz hiding and watching
Liz: gasp. how dirty!
Pitchy: lies... all lies ooooh.wav
Circus: this cock cleaner will never go near your nasty peepee
Pitchy: why kick me? I was telling Circus to close her cock cleaner
Liz: <kicks pitchy>
Circus: flipoff.gif
Pitchy: no one gave you permission to speak on this matter so go back to the freak tent until called for
Circus: there is something wrong with both of you
Liz: i think both....
Pitchy: Sword in the Stone? live action or cartoon?
Liz: I just remember despising it. that, and the sword in the stone.
Pitchy: I really don’t remember chitty chitty bang bang other than the song and that it was about a car
Liz:
Pitchy:
Liz: DIE!
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang: I loooove you... liz
Liz: haha it was played at my babysitters quite often. i’m so ashamed that johnny depp is doing the remake of it. wtf! that, and chitty chitty bang bang. i fucking hated chitty chitty bang bang. with a fucking passion.
Pitchy: same here, my sister watched it every day after school. I hate that movie
Liz: haha my roommate and i have taken to flipping each other off, but i do it with lights and it’s just .. prettier. and uh, i hated willy wonka.
Pitchy: *sniff’s Liz’s finger* just as I suspected
Liz: finger.gif
Pitchy: nothing, but it makes me feel cooler for knowing how to do them
Circus: what good is that to me?
Pitchy: - hidden smilies
Pitchy: wow 5 users online at once There are more smilies, but they are hidden
Circus: we need more smilies for the tag board
Pitchy: woohoo pitchy is getting him some cyberme.php
Circus: sexo.gif
Circus: I loooooooooooove you
Pitchy: If I hadn’t already put your package in the mail I would take out the extra stuff I put in there
Circus: nowayjose.swf
Pitchy: stealshelleysmoney.exe
circus: beatpitchybloody.gif
Pitchy: oooh.wav
Circus: I’m bored
Circus: yes, ass... I knew what you were doing but mine was funnier
Pitchy: damnit, haven’t any of you bitches seen Billy Madison!
Circus: pitchy gets excited when his playgirl comes in the mail
Liz: mr penguin stealing nudey mag?
Pitchy: nudey magazine day, nudey magazine day... oh no you don’t mr penguin
Pitchy: that’s really the only song I know by them even though I have the whole CD *cough*mp3*cough*
Liz: but the Ataris suck, kay?
Pitchy: Pitchy disagrees with Liz mainly because the ataris say Black Flag instead of Dead Head.
Liz: don henley- boys of summer is better than the ataris
Circus: no, it’s your erect peepee
Pitchy: and I thought it was my stimulating conversation
Circus: that Origami picture is making me hot
Pitchy: LMAO @ Circus being innocent... chances of that are near those of me being the next pope
Circus: see, it’s not always me innocent.gif
Pitchy: my o my what one can find out with crossreferencing names with IPs shame on you bad impostors
PitchyLacksFun: what-ev-er... I have NO idea WHAT you are talking about rollseyes.gif
Pitchy: crossreference.php indicates circus and instigator are the same person. interesting!
instigator: pitchy has thick ass hair
Pitchy: it’s called a kilt when guys wear them and stop making fun of me
Liz: and pitchy wishes he were one of those origami things.
Liz: pitchy wears skirts. but so do i, but i’m cute in them.
Circus: liar, liar pants on fire...
Pitchy: that’s a big negative there smokey... pure luck and coincedence
Circus: liar... it was fixed
Pitchy: Hell Yeah I was the 666th visitor
Ashlee Simpson: I <3 Milli Vanili
Pitchy: Thanks
Dinnti: hey, wow, havent been here in ages, not only is it back up again, but looking good pitchy.
Pitchy: Those coasters belong to me fair and square damnit. I never got any royalities for the coasters I designed for them. AdMat you bastards!
Chris: i was trying to find some emus, but none worked. i say pay me for your stolen coasters, you... coaster theif!
Ignignokt: Click me and bid you dirty bitches!!! I demand it!
Pitchy: In theory YES, because Java is a cross platform language
Chris: pitchy, can i play java gamre si downloaded for my phone on my puter, before i put them on the phone?
Chris: don’t be hatin just cuz i gets all the ladies
Circus: AHHhh ha ha ha hah aaa
Pitchy: Click my name to see a pic of Chris in highschool
Circus: LMAO
Pitchy: I think the blood thing comes from you sticking baked beans down your pee hole
Chris: i pee blood after being with pitchys mom... why didn’t i just listen to him and stay away!
Pitchy: oh man I can’t stop laughing
Carmen: you already said that, circus
Circus: it burns when I pee
Pitchy: unfortunately Carmen, the only time tested cure is kinky sex with me.
Carmen: how do you keep a chancre from itching? I keep breaking them open?
Liz: I love those cottonelle wipes. haha....
Circus: it burns when I pee
Pitchy: can I ebay inventations to my own wedding instead of someone elses?
Carmen: click on my name. bitches.
Circus: no, I’m not going to do it with you
Pitchy: well if it isn’t my arch nemesis, the circus freak! we meet again
Circus: yep... have a good day
Pitchy: good morning... is it time to go home yet? 8:14am
Liz: Most definetely, see.
Pitchy: mmm sweet sugar cookies, so fun to eat
Liz: I heart sugar cookies. <3
Pitchy: was wondering how long it would take you to notice. 23 hours oh ye observant one.
Circus: ahhhhh very tricky...
Pitchy: I love admin abuse
Circus: don’t make me kiss your ass
Pitchy: nice cover with the power outage execuse
Circus: you should have called me and yelled at me then
Circus: no I did not :... after I said FF was on, there was a huge bang outside and our power went out... it was out until 3am...
Pitchy: then you ignored me for 20 mins
Circus: no I wasn’t... check your yahoo and you’ll see
Pitchy: never you mind Circus... you weren’t there, you were watching your precious TV!
Circus: heh
Pitchy: nuh uh... I was promised naked pics of you and liz eating Jello if I signed up to LJ and sadly my inbox is still empty
Carmen: Pitchy caves into peer pressure.. pass it on..
Pitchy: does it really EXPLODE though? because that would be so cool, like sticking M80s up a cat’s ass or shitting dynamite
Liz: explosive diarrhea is cool, though.
Chris: liz is about as cool as explosive diaheria
Liz: DO IT. DO IT DO IT DO IT. Carmen and I are extra cool, nevermind what loserChris says. do it! *PEER PRESSURE!!!*
Suckspira: click my name for my sexy hot pics, pitchy!
Chris: LJ is for angst ridden losers who have nothing more interesting to say than: today, i existed. kthxbi!
Pitchy: when will this LJ conspiracy end? Don’t answer cause I know you will say when I get one
John Wayne Bobbit: Just passing through, has anyone found a prosthetic penis laying around? Pitchy ... help me, brau!
Carmen: I second what Liz said!
Liz: you need a livejournal. !
Chris: i assure you... WE ARE OPEN!
Circus: Cousin Walter has been through a lot... the almost plane crash... the gerbil...
Pitchy: Bunch of savages in this town!
Pitchy: That’s how my cousin Walter died... he broke his neck trying to suck his own dick
Circus: thinking of pitchy eating his hot dog
Circus: of course... I’ll make your favorite... Lean Cuisine Lasagna... which btw, I had last night and thought about you LOL
Pitchy: will you make me lasagna?
Circus: I was just on a road trip... you need a break from TN, so it’s only makes sense for pitchy’s wittle hawt to come here
Pitchy: shouldn’t you make a roadtrip to help my poo wittle hawt
Circus: I guess I will be seeing you in pittsburgh soon... heh
Pitchy: That’s what happened last night. I’m out
Circus: get the fuck out... never be able to tell by that post
Pitchy: mesa got mad at my special lady friend yesterday still mad
Circus: ut oh.... scared.gif
Pitchy: Becca becca, dirty bitch I hope you get yeast infection so your pussy will itch
Pitchy: yes it does... that’s why I use bablefish
Circus: freetranslation.com sucks big hairy moose balls
Pitchy: I said I have magic nipples that taste like happy rainbows
Circus: you said it, I didn’t... speaking of retarded...
Pitchy: You sound retarded
Circus: I have entrerroscas magic that test as the happy rainbow?
Pitchy: Tengo entrerroscas mágicas que prueben como los arco iris felices
Pitchy: mmm maple flavored toes. I get hard just thinking about it
Circus: psst. pitchy likes to suck on my big toes with syrup on them.. pass it on..
Circus: LMAO now I can’t stop laughing
Circus: pitchy, you make me feel ’funny’ down there
Pitchy: o me o mi, aren’t you a kinky one eh?
Circus: exactly... me bite me
Pitchy: damn skippy I do... ME baby, ME!
Circus: excuses... you know who’s more important
Pitchy: that’s cause I came into work today with 3 crashed computers and everyone thinks their’s is more important
Circus: heh... pitchy is losing it
Pitchy: why lord why can’t I think of a smart ass comment now?
Circus: double ew nono.gif
Liz: ahahahaha... *dies laughing*
Pitchy: When you say ew, is that a code word for me me me?
Circus: ew.
Pitchy: I had a dream I woke up in the middle of a Carmen / Liz sammich and it was 10 flavors of good
Liz: i am and you are loser.
Carmen: That’s all I ask..
Pitchy: replied back
Carmen: answered back
Pitchy: Yes ma’am... read and answered, now come here and get jiggy with me
Carmen: First answer your mail.
Pitchy: I think I will move to Vermont, shave off all my body hair, start a cult that revolves around snails.
Chris: pitchy... deep pile carpeting, too.
Chris: salad dressing... so that’s what the kids are calling it these days
Liz: i’m tired.... and bored... rar!
Circus: I got salad dressing in my hair
Circus: ut oh
Dr. Koz: Queef? ... Carmen, what you experienced is not technically a "sneeze" perse... I am not a Doctor, nor do I play one on TV!...
Carmen: sometimes when I sneeze I pee a little
Pitchy: monster in a wheelchair, what about revolving doors?
Chris: oh i can, and i do. alot.
Liz: yeah but i’m better than you chris... so you cant come within 1000 feet of her. neer neer!
Luna: This is bizarre, why did I follow the link?
Carmen: <3 Liz right back!
Chris: carmen told me to tell you to quit stalking her liz. you cant come within 500 feet at all times
Liz: I <3 carmen
Chris: git yo ass on Y! then.
Pitchy: haha ok, I will hook you up ya no talent ass clown
Chris: it woulda just been easier to get them all at once. guess i’ll just have to wait for the episodes i need to show up on the archives. that’s crap
Chris: haha, smart ass, they aren’t all on the site. season one just has 1-6 then it jumps to episode 26. i just looked, and now its different.
Pitchy: You can download them all from their site. If you want, I will draw you a diagram in bright colored crayons describing how the download process
Chris: pitchy, you know of any torrents for the full seasons of red vs blue? or do you have them? i mean it’s pretty funny, but no way am i paying 20 bucks a dvd for them.
Pitchy: yes, it’s a FPS, but this time it has a single player story mode to go with it. Multiplayer owns!
Chris: pitchy, what kind of game is tribes: vengance? fps, strategy, point click...?
Pitchy: MB back up and reorganized
Pitchy: MB is currently down, trying to resolve the problem
Pitchy: /me no eats the MR cows, only the MRS cows. Nothing sickens me more than gay bovines spamming up my tagger.
Mr. Moo Cow: Eat me, Pitchy... eat. me.
Carmen: lmao
Chris: my mistake, stupid small, wierdly placed user names. pitchy is still a tree hugging fag, in any case
Chris: pitchy, you are a meatless bitch. vegetarians are a bunch of tree hugging fags.
Pitchy: Carmen!!
Carmen: Liz!!
Pitchy: woohoo, it’s Liz
Chris: who says they don’t have dicks?
Liz: that’s what so illogical, about being a smurf... whats the point of living if you dont have a dick? hah! ok i just read an old post and thought of that line...
Pitchy: hard and long... wait, I’m thinking of something else, what were we talking about again
Chris: you know you like it
Pitchy: fuck you are a demanding little douche pickle Yeah, I like the text fields too
Chris: pitchy, change my name to all lower case letters, like you said you were gonna! by the way, the text fields look all cool now
Pitchy: yes, yes it was
Chris: funny, assclown.
Pitchy: did you try using scissors?
Chris: well,i still have the stereo link, but i couldn’t find a good way to make it wireless
Pitchy: roger doger kemosabe, I don’t know if I would recomend the HP one.
Chris: apparently, people who bought on amazon.com didn’t much care for it... i think i may go with the Linksys WMA11B Wireless Digital Media Adapter
Chris: pitchy, get ahlod of me, i wanna ask you about your hp digital media center thing
Tony: OMG OMG, Tony! You’re on fire honey, you’re on fire! - click for more ifno
Pitchy: You want a good laugh? click my name fool!
Chris: thanks. i laugh everyt ime people are like "OMG!!1 Micheal Moore is sooo right, i believe everythign the media tells me to believe!"
Pitchy: Awesome link Chris
Chris: pitchy, click my name since you hate that fat lair, this video looks cool.
Pitchy: glad to be back home now. Savannah was looking a little sketchy with Jeane sneaking in
Pitchy: I hope you are going to make your woman use that Koz.
koz: Wakka Wakka Wakka Pitchy!!... check out the link in my name.. I just ordered this!
Carmen: Liz, if you see this - you’ve been gone too long, missy!
Pitchy: where’s my bitches at???
KozzieBear: look ma, no hands
Father Pitchy OMalley: Did someone say something about 12yo Altar Boys?
Chris: can we play "what’s in uncle pitchy’s pocket" again? its my favorite!
Pitchy: now now, it’s ok, come here and sit on my lap
Chris: yes
Pitchy: ahhh, you still upset cause I said you were too old for me?
Chris: pitchy likes his boys like he likes his scotch - 12 years old and mixed up with coke
Pitchy: that never stopped you from selling your mangina on the corner of Michigan Ave
Chris: pitchy is like the gay step brother i never had
Carmen: Pitchy is the best. It’s all true.
Pitchy: yippie skippy, it always makes my day when I get email from you
Carmen: You got mail, sweetie!
Pitchy: weird cookie conflict with wordpress
Pitchy: No where in blue blazes did my wordpress shit go?
Pitchy: Cookie Test
Pitchy: Making enhancements to the forums so you peeps best recognize my efforts
Pitchy: Come on bitches, sign up on my mother F’n message board
Pitchy: Oopsie, gotta make a CSS change to get rid of the black font :p
Chris: check your yahoo, cum chugger.
Chris: if i know you, you’ll come back with a mother joke... come on, don’t fail me now! if i can’t joke about my mom being a whore, then she’s won y!
Chris: pretty sweet, pitchy, but isn’t this kinda like spraying expensive perfume on a cheap, two dollar whore? oh yeah, this font color blows goats, too
Pitchy: Has the she-male seen my gay black midget? I’m in the mood for some fun
koz: Talk about excessive use of punctuation!!! sheesh, Hardees Biscuits n Gravy bowl is the bestest!
She-Male on corner: Im glad Pitchy is back!! Its been so lonely without him! ... you know where to find me! Sailor boy!
Reality: But Koz looks like he gets discount coffee at Hardees
Atomic Clock: Koz is prolly 28...
Pitchy: I know Koz is here but despite the way he acts he’s in his 30s or something
Carmen: Shhh... the kids are watching
W: Koz asked me to tell you he is Sorry for impersonating such a fine young man, like yourself!.. Appreee shayit yer vote
Pitchy: don’t make me edit your posts now Koz You leftist bitch
Pitchy: Listen ALL!.. this Koz guy is a Ladies man... He’s got Skillz!!... The women tell me stories about long Weekends turning into longer Weekends!.. He’s the man!
koz: I was just typing that.. "I NEED to Email you".. poor guy!.. Rock Stars dont have women coming up to them to EMAIL them!
Pitchy: Listen here you little bastard...
Pitchy: Carmen you need to do more than email me
Bastard Pitchy: Pitchy Doesnt have a MOM!... Imposter!...
Pitchy: LMAO @ Clitoris and my MOM being right next to each other.
Jim Carrey: Pitchy... "the password is ’clitoris" - The Cable Guy (1996)
Pitchies Mom: Hello SWEEETIEEEE!
Carmen: Pitchy, I need to email you!
Pitchy: I have somehow managed to forget my AIM password
chris: i am on AIM: marblevore
Liz: i have a place but it hasn’t really crossed my path yet.
PitchforkJesus: LOL I forogot about my secret smilies. I will hit you up on Y! later.
Chris: that was supposed to be d v d burner i say!
Chris: dude, glad to see you are sorta kinda back! i need some help picking out a good type d burner. i dont know much about blue lazers and red lazers... get on email or AIM or Y! and hook a brother up!
Pitchy: sorry charlie, I take down the radio when I am playing games. bandwidth is a precious commodity!
mazzystar: Damn iRadio doesnt seem to be working.. I cant even listen to my own songs!!! grrr pitchy! (glad your back, buy my CD’s!)
Pitchy: Does little bitty lizzy poo need a place to put her site?
Pitchy: I see your site is back up and operational now as well. I must make new skins
Carmen: that’s right!
Pitchy: hehe yeah, I have no reason to slack now that summer is almost over
liz: dududududeeee haha its alive ! wow. aww. <3333
Pitchy: Yippie Skippy
Carmen: YAY!
Pitchy: Dude, I would have loved to have went to the RNC just so I could hange out with protestwarriors.com
Koz: Dont be mad at me Pitchy for pretending to be you... its just that we havent heard from you in awhile... "Emulation is the highest form of flattery"
Pitchy: Koz, you are da bomb!... I’ll be your wingman anytime!... Better yet, if you ever need a BUTLER, you call me!... Better yet!.. I would let you have your pick of any of my girlfriends, or a kidney, whichever you prefer...
koz: "Site is slowly coming into shape..." - Quoted from www.pitchforkjesus.com - 6.27.04
kozziemoto: WHY Didnt you just TELL us that you were at the Republican Convention?!?.. We would have understood! It’s nothing to be ashamed of!
kozziemoto: Pitchy!.. your alive!... (thinking) what a coincidence.. Kobe get’s off... Pitchy shows up... hmm v’werry interesting...
Pitchy: On the hunt for motivate to kill my procrastination...
kozziemoto: Maybe Pitchy joined a CULT... I hope he didnt head out west to Heaven’s Gate.. that Comet left 7 years ago... typically Pitchy... day late, dollar short...
kozziemoto: Dammit Pitchy!.. if you dont update ONE of your pages by LABOR DAY.. I am going to call my Fellow Wisconsinite TONY SHALOUB!!.. and we will find you!
kozziemoto: I dunno... maybe he joined a NASCAR pit crew for the summer... he’s into NASCAR, right?? hehe
kozziemoto: Seriously... if something did happen to Pitchy.. I get Dibs on his "Mazzy Star" CD’s!... I called it first!
Carmen: Pitchy you have mail!
kozziemoto: ... I have Fall Appalachian as my background.. it rocks.. Thanks Pitchy... if your still alive
kozziemoto: If so... RIP Pitchy!... and to the other star of the film.. "You DA MAN!".. Big Daddy!... wanna divvy up Pitchy’s stuff?
kozziemoto: Page not updated, blog not updated... Pitchy still alive??... Did he blow out an "O-Ring" in some phreak Gay Porn Filming?
Carmen: lol@pitchyisaslacker pitchy, reply to your email damnit!
pitchyisaslacker: 1,564 years later...
stonedrobot: this is terrible... start from scratch.
HEHE!: loveliest**!! (shit i cant spell... ) anyway why’d you hafta make it so i cant pester you anymore?
HEHE!: Heya man... guess who it is? Your lovliest stalker!
Liz: haaay carmen, how are you?
Carmen: Hi Chris! Hi Liz! Pitchy! Let me know if you like it?
Chris: pitchy, check your onyx23 mail account, i got important type questions for you!
Aisha: I tried to download WordPress but I need the password. Can anybody help?
Liz: aww yay haha... i’m such a loser.
Pitchy: woohoo pitchy is running Linspire formally known as Lindows. Blows my old Linux system away
Pitchy: I will check out WordPress just for you Carmen
Carmen: Why don’t you go with WordPress? It is incredibly easy to install and use. Plus, it has many nifty features and hacks you may enjoy.
Carmen: Pitchy!
Pitchy: New Prodigy CD coming soon to a shoutcast server near you.
Mary Katherine Gallagher: Supastaaa...
koz: by clicking on my name... you can see what mysitespace.com recommends for BBB complaints
koz: I have just set up shop on the web!.. and I am using mysitespace.com.. Thanks much for the Referral!!... So you have had a good relationship with them?
Pitchy: Missed you too Carmen Chris is still a blistered ass tart!
Chris: oh yeah, pitchy eats baby nuts!
Chris: everyone needs to play this game, click my name for details!
Carmen: PITCHY! MIssed you! <3
kara: i love the women at the top lol
kara: hey joey:-)
Pitchy: dude, that is wacked out and I dig it
Pitchy: you crazy fucker... this is only been up 2 hours :p
koz: atta boy on the site... www.datorherren.com check out the flash on lukes home page.. right up your alley!
Pitchy: woohoo